Kingsley Wausder, Assistant Editor

When I was 89 I wanted to get monee. So I found a cult and stole from peeple. Then I went to prison. Then I got a pet dolfin But that's not legal. So I got in prison again. And then I was abel to eskape from prison by yusing my charming flirtashon skils. The lady coud not get enuff of me. she asked to mary me but I seid no. she got mad. i decided to becume a preest. but i got kickked out becuze i had crimnal recods. they seid no to me, so i shot them and then i ran away and found misses buttler and i got hihered be her. now i have a job at hashtag save the gellyfich. i am finaly hapy. 

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fFun fakt about me-

I was named kingsley aftur my unkel's surgery guy harold kingsley.