Project: Remove the Moon

Hello there!

It's Jaylin Butler and I'm here to advertise a special project. We are still researching a good way to remove the moon. Currently, we don't have an answer to this question. But here is some more information on how you can help remove the moon!

Why remove the moon?

A common question you might ask is why we should remove the moon. The answer is quite simple. Because the jellyfish are suffering from untrustworthy tides due to the moon. I don't really know why, but I do know that the moon causes this to happen. And so, in conclusion, we must remove the moon to provide safe and trustworthy tides to keep the jellyfish away from the shore. #savethejellyfish

But how?

This is another common question you could ask. I don't really know but I do know that if we can get enough donations I'm sure that we can certainly find out how to do that. I believe that the best way is to dig a hole in the moon and put a bomb in it. Then we blow it up and create a big light to hang in the atmosphere so that we still have a little light in the dark. That seems like the most logical way to remove it.

How can I help?

Great question! You can help by donating to our site and researching the best bomb to explode an entire planet. Not earth, I'm talking about the moon!

Lastly, make sure you continue supporting #savethejellyfish!

Sincerely,

Jaylin Butler, the proud founder of #savethejellyfish