You Can Help Us

Do you want to help us in our mission? Here are five easy things you can do to help save the jellyfish today!

1: Burn the trees.

Humans are known for using lots of wood. The trees take up all the attention of these poor jellyfish. Burn them to create smoke, which will trigger jellyfish to freak out and swim away very fast. This gives them lots of exercise thus leading them to a healthy long life.

2: Visit your local body of water.

Whether it's an ocean, a sea, a river, a stream, a lake, a pond, a pool, or even just a humble puddle, visit it. Help the jellyfish there thrive. Make sure they do not wash up on land, and if they do, simply toss the them back into the water --WITH CARE, DO NOT HARM THEM-- and continue on your way.

3: Human sacrifice.

Human sacrifice is a safe, helpful, and convenient activity to perform that will immensely improve the safety of the jellyfish. Even by killing a small human and tossing their corpse into the water can feed the jellyfish for days. Be careful you do not toss the corpse onto one though, you don't want to hurt it.

4: Hold funerals.

To respect those that have passed on and to help support their families, host a jellyfish funeral but make sure that all of the families are in nice and fresh water to preserve their jelly and make them happy. But always have a lifeguard on hand so they don't drown!

5: Subscribe to this website.

I know, it sounds crazy, but our team will toss in a jellyfish back in the water for every subscriber we get. Just visit our homepage and https://ckcafestudios.wixsite.com/website fill in your email.

Well there you have it, five easy and affective ways to help. Thank you and spread the word and let's #savethejellyfish! Sincerely,

Jaylin Butler, the proud founder of #savethejellyfish