the story of Fred Reico Del Cheerio

hello fellow friend, I hope you are doing well.

I thought it would be good to do some CPR on our dying blog and bring it back to life for about 2.0937576 days until we forget about it for a couple more months... heheh (or not! we could finally make this blog work... maybeeee)

Today I will be telling you a story about the bravest, most noble, kindest chicken of them all... Fred Reico Del Cheerio. Tis' a solemn tale, but with many adventures and heroic acts so please, sit back, relax, maybe grab some popcorn from the pantry, visit your grandma, make some cookies for your mom, order some fried chicken, sing a lullaby to a baby walrus, take a picture of a celery slice, and enjoy this tale of Fred Reico Del Cheerio, the chicken. "he surely was the bravest of them all, and his heart was as big as a Frito that was expanded because aliens came from Mars to take over the world and they just happened to want a really big Frito so they used their powers to make one." - Hillof Grote

It all started the day Hank Rufous , who was merely a little boy at the time, was frolicking in a meadows of wheat (I have no clue why, because Hank was allergic to wheat, it made him swell up all over, and he wouldn't be able to properly talk for around 9 decades) and he suddenly came across a mother hen, lying near what seemed to be a pretzel roll. But no! it was not a pretzel roll! it was a baby chick! But something was odd about this chick, (other than the fact it looked scarily similar to a pretzel roll) it had a tattoo! Wait no, it wasn't a tattoo, it was a birthmark, the letters FRDC carefully placed across his back. It was a very curious sight, and Hank found it so wondrous, that he picked up the chick, and as soon as he touched it he knew, this chicken had a destiny like no other. He was going to do wonders, he was going to save lives, make burritos, and SAVE THE WORLD! Hank was standing in the middle of the field of wheat, his mouth wide open, staring at this chick. The corners of his mouth perked up and he soon was laughing, he had just found a chick that would save lives, he just knew it. He held the chick in his hand, and picked up the mother hen along with it.

"Mum won't mind having another chicken on the farm." Hank thought, as he skipped up his driveway. He ran to the hen house, placed both of the chickens in, and skipped back to the house, for he knew he was late for chores. *fast forward 10 years*

"HANK! HANK! NOOO!!!" Cried Hank's mother, as she held him in her lap, he had scratched himself in the face with his nails on accident, and fainted out of fear, for he thought he was going to die. He lay in his mothers lap, staring up at the ceiling. "take me now...." he was saying, almost certain death was on its way.... BUT NO! What do I see running across the yard? Is that... no it can't be... but it is! It's Fred Reico Del Cheerio!!! He scuttled across the farmyard, into the house, and right up to Hank. He gently pecked him on one of his freckles and immediately Hank jumped to his feet. "I'm all better mum! All better!" He smiled and ran around the room shouting "I was saved! I was saved on the brink of death!" His mother cried out of relief and joy, and started dancing along with her son, for she too had been worried that he may have been taken away from her at that moment.

"thank you Fred Reico Del Cheerio! Thank you!" She cried, hugging the chicken close. Fred Reico Del Cheerio clucked in response, and scuttled back to the henhouse, where he started making dinner for his other chickens. What was he making you ask? Well what all chickens make! Burritos of course! He served each chicken, making sure he was always last, because he had a big, generous, and loving heart. As he was about to dig into his burrito when the feathers on his back pricked up and sprang to his feet. He gave his friend Georgie the signal, and bolted off into the sunset.

****to be continued***

anyway that is IT for this weeks video! haha just kidding, but I hope you guys enjoyed this story! and I promise that we are trying our best to keep up with this, but as you know we all have school and such, so forgive us for our MANY delays!

Whelp, I hope you stay happy, healthy, and safe! and always remember, #savethejellyfishhhh

love you all

simba :P